You just got the text: 'We're in the neighborhood, stopping by in 20!' Panic sets in. The house is a disaster. Stop. You don't need to deep clean; you need to 'stage' the house. Focus only on what a guest sees, touches, and smells.

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The 15-minute speed clean for unexpected guests

The 15-minute speed clean for unexpected guests

TL;DR: Hide the clutter, wipe visible surfaces, and focus on smell and lighting. Ignore the deep mess.

You just got the text: 'We're in the neighborhood, stopping by in 20!' Panic sets in. The house is a disaster. Stop. You don't need to deep clean; you need to 'stage' the house. Focus only on what a guest sees, touches, and smells.

Step-by-Step Guide

  1. The 'Basket Run': Grab a laundry basket. Run through the living room and kitchen. Throw EVERYTHING that doesn't belong (mail, shoes, toys) into the basket. Hide the basket in your car or closet. Sort it later.
  2. Wipe the 'High-Touch' surfaces: Use a wet wipe or spray on: the coffee table, the kitchen island, and the bathroom tap/sink. These are the places guests look closely.
  3. The Bathroom Panic Check: Close the shower curtain (hides grime). Wipe the toilet seat. Put out a fresh hand towel. Ensure there is toilet paper.
  4. Atmosphere Control: Dim the lights (hides dust). Light a candle or open a window. Fluff the sofa pillows.

FAQ

What about the floors?

Just spot clean visible crumbs. Don't vacuum the whole house unless you have time.

Where do I put the dirty dishes?

Dishwasher. If full, stack them neatly in the sink or, in an emergency, hide them in the oven (just don't turn it on!).

Should I make the bed?

Close the bedroom door. Guests shouldn't be in there anyway.

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